dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

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look at dat booty

show me da booty

gimme the booty

i want the booty

back up the booty

i need the booty

I like the booty

oh, what a booty

I crave the booty

lemme bite dat booty

lemme touch dat booty

my leg
Basically my Brother and sister this morning.

atomic-archangel:

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Damn, that’s a cold-ass honkie.

(Source: atomicarchangel)

thornsofsky:

ohjaimelannister:

Imagine if you had to take a shot every time you were sarcastic.

I believe that’s called alcoholism

Why was I not invited to this?!
Bates Motel! Bands, or any music really. I love signing, but you will never see me do it, because I can't sing in front of people. Tinker Bell is my gurl, I have always loved her. Oh and I'm Micky.
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